Chinese New Year 2008.

Started off the first day with visiting the temple at bugis, and i read the so called "goat" divination lot for this year. it seems amazingly apparent that, i will get injured in almost everything i do, im not supposed to go adventuring, climbing, hiking, canoeing, water sports, travelling. OR take extra safety measures, is that trying to imply that im gonna get killed or something? =.=. Wealth, great stuff, no ill-gotten gains. is gambling considered? lol. just as i thought it was basically the general luck , and may not apply to me, i was given 2 burns from joss sticks, and 1 long scartch on my arm from some idiot's watch. unbelivable shit. -_-. then just went visiting as usual. hate visiting tho, im not familar with any of my couz, and the closest age to mine, is like 26 -_-.

2nd day, supposed to have mVp clan outing today, but seems like... it was postponed to the next day, so i went for my relative lunch, and then visited 1 more relative and the day was relatively free to myself.

3rd day, mVp outing. met doomie at 12 at bugis junction to go sim lim square to buy my phone memory card. then went over to park lane to play pool while waiting for those mVp assholes to come. as usual they are all late. hardly much of a surprise. amazingly, t0i came first.(wowwow) then we went up to meet boss outside starhub and waited for the rest. stef and yavin came next, and boss brought dunchbullyme. we then decided to watch movie, but the queue was so gawd damn long, we gave up and went to eat cafe cartel. this was one of the first lols of the day. we weint into the place with 7 people. boss went up to the counter and said, "i want a table." the person replied, "how many sir?" then boss said a killer sentence. "count yourself."
what the fuck lol. the counter person was momentarily stunned, as her features contorted to a farking pissed female dude. then when we got to our seat, boss the self-proclaimed china man, started talking crap to the china waitresses. he was like

"ni cong zhong guo ma?"

"shi ar"

"na li de"

"qing dao"

and he started talking in some stupid chinese accent, as the conversation proceeded to something like...(i think they were saying something about the waitress being a athelete or something)

"ni de jiao lian shi sui a? yao ming a?"

"bu shi, shi liu xiang"

"Shi a? wo yi wei shi yao ming."

"Zhe yang liu xiang shi na li de ren?"

then the waitress chua tio then she anyhow bomb...

"bei jing"

"Wa.. Liu Xiang cong shang hai de a... ni zhen de shi zhong guo ren ma?"

fucking funny the conversation. then when the fish and chips come. another spectacular shit. the person brought spoons and forks for the fish and cheaps. then boss was like. hello, fish and chips do not use forks and spoons, can we have knives pls? u know knives and forks. fucking lol sia. boss is damn bm. then later on when paying that time. he gave the waitress a 1000 bill. then the manager came and asked boss to go change the $1000 at the money changer downstairs. then boss replied something about not being obligated to exchange for the place. the manager also tio chua tio. fucking jokes sia. then after that went to play lan @ hq branch. following that we went to boss friend's house at potong pasir. which is gawd damn near my house. went there played blackjack for like 1hour+ and the fucking boss CCB suan me like non-stop. knnb. but i also suan him back ba. lawl. and those 3 sluts, koala boss and his friend won like $12 each. knnb. then they went play mahjong then me,DCM,toi,doomie played texas. i raped them dry lolx. effectively recouped my losses =P. then played tai di with deject. fuck man deject is own-self high one. knnb he take cards, and start loling. throw a king pair, lol. throw 4 of a kind 3, also lol. throw full house start loling. wtf. and deject got raped by toi clean. deject lost $9.2 on tai di in 20 minutes. rofl. i broke even tho =P. after that went home, watched sunderland vs wigan, and won $30. woot. hopefully i can recoup my earlier season losses.. ~.~.


Lame things of the day : No picture! DCS(3 variations) god is fair, long hands, short...

Me : Boss pay for cab ride first, later we pay you.

Doomie : He pay for full la

Me : aiya i say for yi shi only leh.

Boss : WTF?

lawlawl

And... Cyn, u should have came earlier, and left later lol. come earlier u see boss china man uneducated enthics and get free lunch. leave later and u would have seen how i was pwnt by boss LOL. beyond that. outside HQ, cause they were saying that NW no space, u help also no use, i told them to trust u(well because u told me to and i would have willingly trusted u anyway), well obviously they got the meaning, but knowing boss, he changed the word TRUST to THRUST. =/