DRUNK?

it was our every holiday drinking session; whereby someone will bring the stuff and we will go to someone's house to drink.. however today, mr ngai kay decided to tag along. i personally hate beer. i prefer wine... but as he could not find wine, i had to settle for beer. so basically our beer had 3 different alcohol values; 5.0% ,8.9% and 11.2%. i took the 5.0% which was heineken. ngai kay, decided to act like some huat dork and took the 10.2%. the most ironic thing was that someone dared him to drink 4 gulps. and of course being the egoistic person as he is, he took up the dare and drank 4; on top of that he took 2 more. when we were playing monopoly, he suddenly got totally high on the 5th gulp whereby he starting jumping around and kept shouting : " Look at me! i can jump! u are the drunk one wei yang! " of course we all knew who was the drunk one but we kept quiet. ngai kay at that moment of time was totally red. not a sign of drunkness in my opinion but he was totally out of control. then his parents came to pick him up. basically we tried to detoxify him by making him piss etc. but he didnt want. soooo.. his parents called up my friend's house and chided my friend's parent. this whole incident was a total joke and was caused by? Ong Xian Fu =P <---- highlight to know
wahahaha =D